Team

Who’s Who at Collins Seafoods.

 

The captain

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Team member name: Richard Collins

Job title: Managing Director

What is your favourite fish joke? Why are Sardines the stupidest fish ever?…They climb into tins – Close the Lid – And then leave the Key on the OUTSIDE!

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop? Fish, chips & mushy peas

 

 The 1st Mate

claire

Team member name: Claire Carter

Job title: Operations Director

What is your favourite fish joke? What day of the week do fish hate?…Frydays

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop? Just a fish – preferably Haddock !!

Officer

craig

Team member name: Craig English

Job title: Sales Manager

What is your favourite fish joke?  Which fish can perform operations?  A sturgeon!

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop?  Haddock and chips

The crew

chris
Team member name: Christine Searle

Job title: Sales & Development

What is your favourite fish joke? ‘What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? – Your Plaice or mine !!’

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop? I order cod chips and mushy peas with salt and vinegar on

dawn
Team member name:  Dawn Archbold

Job title: Accounts Adminstrator

What is your favourite fish joke? Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?…Jack the kipper.

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop? Cod & Chips with lots of Salt & Vinegar.

elaine
Team member name: Elaine Armstrong

Job title: Sales Administrator

What is your favourite fish joke? Why is a fish easy to weigh?  Because it has its own scales!

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop?  Cod, chips & mushy peas.

elaine
Team member name: Carol Leybourne

Job title: Sales Administrator

What is your favourite fish joke? A fish swam into a wall and said, “Dam!”

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop?  I would order fish + chips with a curry, if I was really hungry I would be a pig and order a bun as well !!!

martin
Team member name: Martin Robson

Job title: Sales Administrator

What is your favourite fish joke? What do you call a fish without an eye ??   Fsh !!

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop? nice big bag Cod and Chips, plenty of salt and vinegar !!

sam
Team member name: Sam Richardson

Job title: Purchase and Wholesale Administrator

What is your favourite fish joke? What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.

What do you order when you go to a fish & chip shop? I order cod, chips and scraps with gravy and lots of salt and vinegar


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